lanaisqueen:

brb dead

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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swampkhaleesi:

im sorry

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ahtist:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

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deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

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conversemusic:

Converse’s music Tumblr is here. Let’s rage.

GIF by Matthias Brown

 

 

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notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful 

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dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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